Oh, to be a man…

One day my housework challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room he shouted, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie."

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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I’m going to make you the
happiest woman in the world."

The woman says, "I'll miss you ..."

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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he steps out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

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He said, “Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make love to you really badly.”  She said, “Well, you succeeded.”

It’s a Fact

• A foetus develops fingerprints at eighteen weeks.

• The average person has 100,000 hairs on his/her head. Each hair grows about 12.7cm every year.

• Wal-Mart stores bought $18 billion of goods from China in 2004 making it China's eighth-largest trading partner (ahead of Australia, Canada and Russia).