 Television
Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees. Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, “Dad, what’s love juice?” Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.
Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.
Dad says, “So, what were you watching?”
Billy says. “Wimbledon!”
It’s a fact
• In 1960, the ratio of the average Fortune 500 CEO's pay to the US president's salary was 2-to-1. Today, this ratio is about 30-1.
• An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
• A snail can sleep for three years. | 
