Posted 08-05-2008
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by Michael Seaborn

The best chicken joke ever

Irreverent, sexist and definitely not politically correct

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. The horse begged for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!

The chicken ran back to the farm. He searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmers new Z-3 series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend’s life.

Back at the bog the horse was surprised but happy to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW. He managed to get hold of the rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the car the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken drove the car back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented. Best buddies, best pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon he too began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought for a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his “thing” and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story?

When you’re hung like a horse you don’t need a BMW to pick up chicks.

It’s a fact

The main purpose of growing rice in flooded paddocks is to drown the weeds surrounding the seedlings.

It takes on average 90 squirts from a cow’s udder to make a litre of milk.

24 carat gold is not pure gold. Pure gold is so soft that it can be moulded by hand.

 

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